Contains Mild Beryl: Toilet Trained

Saturday, 26 January 2008

Every time he takes a piss
He whistles some old hymn.
God looks down and helps him miss
The outside of the rim.

Arabella said...: And a chorus of women everywhere murmers: "thanks be to God".; 30 January 2008 at 14:55
Geoff said...: I hope the chorus aren't in the cubicle with him.; 30 January 2008 at 19:49
Zig said...: Every time she has a wee
She curses her old man
“It’s not enough to aim your pee
you must also hit the pan”

(you are not going to believe this but the WV is ivpiz!!!); 31 January 2008 at 17:32
Geoff said...: Sometimes it is difficult.; 31 January 2008 at 19:38
Glenda Young said...: You haven't blogged a poem for such a long time.
Where, oh where, oh where is your ryhme?; 23 February 2008 at 13:50
Geoff said...: I cannot even raise a titter,
My muse has vanished down the shitter.; 24 February 2008 at 19:02
Glenda Young said...: You haven't written a poem in such a long while
Come on, get a move on, your words make me smile; 6 March 2008 at 12:54
Rog said...: Just reprint the Doris Stokes Poem Geoff ... it will seem fresh now.; 5 January 2009 at 19:23
Geoff said...: I've already done it twice!; 5 January 2009 at 20:43