Saturday, 24 January 2009

My Old Man's A Wanker

My old man's a wanker,
He wears a wanker's hat,
He wears Stringfellow trousers,
And he lives in a penthouse flat.

He shags birds decades younger,
He snorts cocaine for fun.
It's only for the money
That I play the loving son.

4 comments:

Mr Murph said...

If his name was Bates you could be referred to as young master Bates.

Geoff said...

And when he dies, leaving me his fortune, it will be a stroke of good fortune.

The Poet Laura-eate said...

Fathers can be so embarrassing!

Geoff said...

Mine certainly was.