Saturday, 24 January 2009

My Old Man's A Wanker

My old man's a wanker,
He wears a wanker's hat,
He wears Stringfellow trousers,
And he lives in a penthouse flat.

He shags birds decades younger,
He snorts cocaine for fun.
It's only for the money
That I play the loving son.


Mr Murph said...

If his name was Bates you could be referred to as young master Bates.

Geoff said...

And when he dies, leaving me his fortune, it will be a stroke of good fortune.

The Poet Laura-eate said...

Fathers can be so embarrassing!

Geoff said...

Mine certainly was.