Saturday, 17 November 2007

It's All In The Wrist Action

The missus has a fractured wrist.
It didn't break when she was pissed.
It just came out of the blue,
As accidents tend to do.

But try explaining to the nurse,
Who has seen some even worse,
"I haven't had a drink or ten."
She's thinking, "Here we go again."

I know that you have seen them all
And most of them are drunken falls,
But 'fore this woman you chastise,
Should not you really breathalyse?


Arabella said...

I like the way you come over all
17th century at the end.

Geoff said...

It was the only way it would fit.

riverigirlie said...

hilarious bellocs (i think that's how you spell it)

Geoff said...

Thank you. But I'd say more like a load of old bellocs.