He was a bin man from Tring,
Who made his fortune impersonating Sting,
Then lost it again on the gee gees.
He tried to make a comeback doing the Bee Gees,
But was laughed off stage.
So he went back to earning a humble wage
And can be seen on the bins,
Carrying the bottles and tins,
Throwing them in the truck.
And nobody gives a fuck.
15 hours ago