Saturday, 27 October 2007

Doris Rides Into Town

Doris Spokes, the cycling psychic
Pedaled to the shops one day.
When slowed down by PC Mike Dick,
Said, "I know what you will say."

"You're going to say you want to pick
The brains of your dead Uncle Ron."
"No," he said, "you're fucking nicked,
For cycling with no knickers on."


Robert Swipe said...

Excellent stuff Geoff!

Geoff said...

Thanks, Bob. Though this one was written last year so I'm probably past my peak.

Flaming Nora said...

Very nice stuff indeed. I'm going to link to yours from mine.

Geoff said...

Thank you, Nora.

I promise I'll visit.