Doris Spokes, the cycling psychic
Pedaled to the shops one day.
When slowed down by PC Mike Dick,
Said, "I know what you will say."
"You're going to say you want to pick
The brains of your dead Uncle Ron."
"No," he said, "you're fucking nicked,
For cycling with no knickers on."
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